If you can’t figure out how to actually roll for results on these tables, you need some serious help. 
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Random Table #044: Ambiguously Named Stores 2019-06-28
Random Table #043: Desperate Improvised Weapon 2019-06-28
Random Table #042: Shitty Run Conclusions 2019-05-31
Random Table #041: Hit Pop Music Songs 2019-05-31
Random Table #040: Cute Devil Animal 2019-04-26
Random Table #039: Military Ordinance 1999-07-26
Random Table #038: Strip Club 1999-07-19
Random Table #037: Advanced Vehicle Part 1998-12-14
Random Table #036: Fringe Religion 1998-12-07
Random Table #035: Remote Meeting Place 1998-07-12
Random Table #034: Deck Part 1998-03-30
Random Table #033: Thug Name 1997-03-23
Random Table #032: Decker Name 1998-02-23
Random Table #031: Rigger Name 1998-02-23
Random Table #030: Computer Game 1997-12-22
Random Table #029: Chemical/Biological Weapon 1997-12-15
Random Table #028: Terrorist Organization Name 1997-12-15
Random Table #027: Cop Name 1997-10-13
Random Table #026: Computer Company Name 1997-10-06
Random Table #025: Magical Herb Name 1997-09-29
Random Table #024: Bullet Damage 1997-08-11
Random Table #023: Restaurant Name 1997-04-14
Random Table #022: Downtime Activity 1997-03-24
Random Table #021: Demon Creature Name 1997-02-02
Random Table #020: Snack Food 1997-02-03
Random Table #019: Cigarette Brand 1997-02-03
Random Table #018: No Trespassing Sign 1997-01-27
Random Table #017: Shadowrun Theme (Part 2) 1997-01-20
Random Table #016: Shadowrun Theme (Part 1) 1997-01-20
Random Table #015: Simsense Movie 1996-12-09
Random Table #014: Street Bum Name 1996-10-30
Random Table #013: Gang Name 1996-10-14
Random Table #012: Band Name 1996-10-14
Random Table #011: Company Name 1996-10-07
Random Table #010: Sculpted System Theme 1996-09-16
Random Table #009: Powerful Mixed Drink 1996-09-16
Random Table #008: Wussy Mixed Drink 1996-09-16
Random Table #007: Allergy 1996-09-03
Random Table #006: Backwoods Town 1996-08-03
Random Table #005: Irrational Fear 1996-08-26
Random Table #004: Drug 1996-06-17
Random Table #003: Illness 1996-05-20
Random Table #002: Random Insult 1996-05-20
Random Table #001: Location 1996-05-06