Murry’s Surplus
Extremely Large Store/Kim Murry, Owner/No Bias
It’s late Sunday night, you have run in a half hour, and you notice
that you’re not only out of gun oil, but also toilet paper, Dr. Pepper
and cat food. Where do you go?
Essentially an oversized convenience store, Murry’s specializes in the
bulk acquisition of just about every conceivable legal good available on
the open market. He has a specialized team of employees that scan
the world’s distribution databases, searching for the best deals on both
common and obscure items. The result is a store packed with tens
of thousands of items that you need every day, along with tens of thousands
more that have virtually no conceivable use. Certain aisles in the
store contain products several years old that seemed like a good buying
idea at the time, but turned out to have virtually no commercial value.
Barrels of gun oil, boxes of pink and yellow striped paper towels, emblems
from 1982 Cadillacs, home penis enlargement kits and 200 count packs of
candles that release striped smoke are not uncommon discoveries.
Pricewise, Murry’s is about on par with everybody else, primarily because
his bulk purchase savings are offset by the obtainment of items that never
create a profit. Perhaps the only think that keeps him in business
are the multitudes of people who sift through the store’s cavernous expanse
in search of something “neato” and then decide to purchase a 50 pack of
Charmin on the way out.
Strip Tees
Medium Store/Garvon Plat, Owner/No Bias
Normal, everyday T-Shirts are generally not designed to undergo the
stress of shadowrun related activity. They stain, they rip, they
fall apart... and that’s just during the meet with the Johnson. Strip
Tees, a medium sized establishment with an atmosphere kept dark to avoid
scaring off the runners, maintains an extensive collection of T-Shirts
specially manufactured to withstand the rigors of a run. The shirts
are either special ordered or constructed in one of Strip Tees’ two factories
(one is located in South Africa, the other in Germany). In addition,
Strip Tees maintains a lab at both facilities dedicated to designing more
durable shirts that still maintain the look and feel of an everyday T-Shirt.
Custom image/logo design and transfer is available at the individual stores.
Expect to pay two to three times more for a T-Shirt at Strip Tees than
you would elsewhere (up to ten times more if you get one of their new “SelfSeal”
shirts which are constructed of a fabric that automatically seals holes
when a special patch is placed over the breach). All sizes and shapes
are available, and Strip Tees contains a “Platitude Database” containing
categorized phrases ranging from all time favorites (“Shit Happens”) to
more obscure truisms (“The water is wet. Drink it. But not
in Mexico – Drunt Farneck III”).
Crate Of Critters
Medium Store/Fuzzy Johnson, Owner/No Bias
Stocked with a variety of non-paranormal animals, Crate Of Critters
is clean and the animals within are extremely well cared for. Owned
by a flaky animal lover of the highest magnitude, patrons are required
to purchase a month’s worth of supplies for any animal they purchase, as
well as a high-tech cage if the critter requires one. This is intended
to discourage purchases by individuals who intend to use the critters for
negative purchases. (Feed animals, however, are not subject
to this requirement, although Fuzzy will usually insist on some kind of
proof that the purchaser does possess a critter that requires living food).
For those wishing to acquire a paranormal animal of some kind, Fuzzy
has a number of contacts that he may or may not introduce the interested
party to. Usually an inquiring individual has to write an essay of
sorts, explaining the purpose of the intended purchase, as well as actually
showing Fuzzy (or one of his employees) the actual location where the animal
will be kept. |