Blackjack's People #129
Misfits Of Finance
By Blackjack [Blackjack's Shadowrun Page: www.BlackjackSR.com] [BlackjackSRx@gmail.com] [@BlackjackSRx]

Originally Posted: 2001-01-29

Empire

Archetype: Troll Financial Expert

The first metahuman to graduate from University of Pennsylvania's respected Wharton School of Business, Empire was subjected to intellectual prejudices even after it became apparent that he had a keen sense of markets, always knowing the best emerging industries to invest in.  After graduating, Empire worked for more than 30 different companies, usually losing his position to a less qualified human, or being outright canned because he didn't look right in meetings.  Virtually blacklisted on the east coast because of his race, Empire moved west and set up a small consulting company in which he used humans and elves to conduct face to face business while hiding in the background and making the decisions that his workers followed.  After building his firm into a respectable entity, he found himself in the uncomfortable position of being the CEO of a company comprised almost entirely of non-metahumans.  Believing they could be more successful without a troll "holding them back", the board of directors fired Empire from his own company in 2056.

Finally fed up with corporate prejudices, Empire turned his knowledge of business against the corporate world and began systematically destroying companies who had done him wrong, starting with his own which he eliminated by engineering a hostile takeover by Fuchi two weeks before Fuchi itself was annihilated.  He then began working his way backwards through his work history, destroying the financial and organizational bases of companies via creative stock shifts, market disruption and the sly distribution of disruptive rumors to key company personnel.  One of his more well known operations was the one that let to the Boardroom Massacre of 2061, in which he planted paranoia inducing rumors among Darlington Industries' top personnel, three of whom exchanged gunfire during a meeting, eventually killing everybody in the room..

Empire continues to amass wealth by leeching funds (via creative legitimate channels) from megacorporations, selling information to runners and corps, and doing freelance corporate annihilation work for anybody willing to shovel him a significant sum of nuyen.  He has more than 20 homes around the world, usually heavily guarded estates in exclusive neighborhoods.  Empire also has a fleet of vehicles and a well trained team of bodyguards who are all qualified to act as riggers – and all of which are trolls.  Empire himself is a physical pacifist, possessing no combat skills whatsoever, but having no qualms against using other people to do his dirty work.  It should go without saying that Empire isn't too keen on humans, although he's more than willing to drop his prejudices in order to make a few bucks.  Empire's personality is brutally cold when he conducts business, but surprisingly fancy free when he's not "on the clock".

The Accountant

Archetype: Human Financial Expert

A high school dropout who maintained a D average before he bolted, The Accountant always had an aptitude for math and logic and became quickly disgusted with people who spent too much time pissing and moaning about social and emotional issues.  Not especially attractive (not that he cares) and sporting zero social skills (not that he cares about that, either), The Accountant found work in the financial offices of several corporations by falsifying information in his resume.  His time working tended to be short since his falsifications would eventually catch up with him.

Still, his periodic work allowed him to amass enough money to get a variety of cerebral cyber and bio enhancements installed, all oriented around numeric processing and analysis.  Also during this time he acquired a sharp knowledge of decking because it allowed him to obtain and process records more quickly.  His most recent cybernetic enhancement was a high level cerebral deck.

The accountant continued to move from job to job until a stroke of good/bad luck landed him in the middle of a botched kidnapping in which a group of runners mistook him for a high level executive.  After the runners delivered The Accountant, the corp quickly realized the mistake and decided it would be best to simply "erase" the problem.  Realizing his life was in peril, The Accountant managed to escape from his holding cell by using a conversational logic chain that convinced the guard to unlock the door.   Unable to find his way out of the compound, and with guards hot on his trail, The Accountant found an open computer terminal and used his knowledge of his former company to quickly formulate a financial plan that would allow his captors to easily take it over.  He sent the plan and his location to the CFO of the company and prayed that he was at his terminal.  Ten seconds before the guards arrived, the CFO showed up and offered him a job.  The Accountant refused, but offered to work temporarily as an independent consultant if they would let him go.  The CFO agreed and The Accountant provided the company with information that streamlined their own financial structure and allowed for the acquisition of four other corps.

In addition to working as a legitimate financial expert for the corporate world, The Accountant also works with runners who need expert analysis of financial data or a corporate financial computer system, simply because he feels it's more of a challenge.  Most of The Accountant's revenues go into upgrading his cyberware and the maintenance of a small group of bodyguards.  He lives in a small, sterile, middle class home completely devoid of any kind of entertainment.