Blackjack's People #060
Good Ole' Folks
By Blackjack [Blackjack's Shadowrun Page: www.BlackjackSR.com] [BlackjackSRx@gmail.com] [@BlackjackSRx]

Posted: 1998-06-08

Strawdog

Archetype: Human Farmer

The "Pa" of the family, he gets to drive the big tractor and is the smartest of the bunch. But he is getting old and occasionally runs into trouble with his memory and his body functions.

Gumper

Archetype: Human Farmer

Gumper is the oldest son and is in charge of the farm's finances, often screwing them up resulting in an audit. He spends his spare time strumming a one string banjo and making up songs about raccoons and salamanders.

Hilliebob

Archetype: Human Farmer

Hilliebob showed up one day, completely mute, with a big sign that said "hire me". He has been milking cows ever since.

Darrel

Archetype: Human Farmer

Darrel also drives a tractor and occasionally goes hunting, usually getting chased back by a paranormal of some kind as he screams "Monster! Monster!".

Sharline

Archetype: Human Farmer

Sharline is actually perfectly normal. She is of average intelligence and has chosen to remain on the farm because she likes it there. She has her own little house a mile away from the main building and spends most of her time reading and practicing archery. She constantly argues with Delkono and is apparently able to get away with it. It almost appears as if Delkono has a crush on her.

Lupis

Archetype: Human Farmer

Lupis drives the farm's pickup truck into town when necessary and usually ends up getting into a fight of some kind, kicking everybody's ass. He's a big guy. He usually isn't allowed to go into town for at least a month after such an event.

Delkono Matsenu

Archetype: Eastern Dragon

Delkono is probably the laziest dragon alive. Too lethargic to go and hunt, he has paid the farmers to raise cattle and other animals on which he can nourish. He lives in a barn where he is usually sleeping soundly on his back, claws in the air.