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Velina
Archetype: Human Actress
Once a pretty good actress, Velina has let her skills slide
due to a mental preoccupation with getting rid of her ex-boyfriend and
co star in the world renowned play "I Found Two Bucks Lying On The
Ground And Don't Know What To Do With It". She believes that her co
star, Guy Jenner, is A: trying to show her up and B: an idiot. She would
like nothing more than for something bad to happen to him resulting in
his removal from the play and perhaps a few broken bones.
Guy Jenner
Archetype: Human Actor
Once a pretty good actor, Guy has let his skills slide
due to a mental preoccupation with getting rid of his ex-girlfriend and
co star, Velina. He has hooked up with a small gang which he has paid to
"take her out of the picture" in as non violently a way as possible.
Ironically Velina has been in contact with the same gang and has given
them the same orders, with less of an emphasis on the non violently part.
Mr. Shoop
Archetype: Elven Theatrical Director
Mr. Shoop is sick of both their crap and is a millimeter
away from nixing them from the play.
Collar
Archetype: Human Gang Leader
Leader of the gang Collar's Crass Commandos, Collar leads
with a fist of cotton and a brain of lead. He whimpers a lot, can't make
a decision without consulting Beachnut, and likes flowers. At times he'll
get absolutely obsessed with flowers. Once he was in the middle of a fire
fight and ended up taking two bullets to the chest because he had caught
view of some flowers out of the corner of his eye and couldn't stop staring
at them. His gang has been hired by both Velina and Guy to take one another
out and Collar has absolutely no idea what to do about it. He'll probably
never take any action at all.
Beachnut
Archetype: Dwarf Gang Member
Just a rung and a half above Collar as far as intelligence
goes, Beachnut also likes flowers but only as targets for his home made
flamethrowers. He speaks with a squeaky, high pitched voice reminiscent
of a balloon with a leak and tends to trip and fall a lot, which wouldn't
be so bad if he wasn't always carrying around high explosive liquids.
Atari
Archetype: Elven Gang Member
Atari couldn't cut it as a shadowrunner decker and thus
has ended up as part of Collar's gang. He has at his disposal the slowest
deck ever build (an Allegiance Sub Alpha Low Issue Plus), a deck which
you never see much anymore because the company itself destoryed the factory
that produced it simply out of shame. Needless to say, Atari spends a majority
of his time getting his butt kicked back and forth across the matrix, once
getting defeated by a six year old running a Fisher Price Fun O' Cyber
when he mistakenly entered an on line game of Mr. Crunchy's Puppy Blasters.
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