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Nosey
Archeytpe: Dwarf Snoop
Ever since he first discovered voyeurism
at the age of 11, Nosey has dedicated his life to the art of surveillance,
mainly to get off, but also in the name of money. Oddly wrinkled and old
looking, Nosey looks like a photo footnote to the word “pervert”. He doesn’t
discriminate by sex and will eye anybody he sees with unnerving lust in his
eyes. Snoop possesses a large amount of surveillance equipment and two fully
equipped vans filled with gear. Who knows, he might even have a picture of you
in the shower.
Suck
Archetype: Dwarf Snoop
Nosey’s only friend and, apparently, lover. The two are
rather repulsive to be around, unless you like the idea of two dwarfs slobbering
all over each other with constant lust in their eyes. Suck is also good
with surveillance and, visually, looks a lot like Nosey. He even had his
skin artificially wrinkled so they’d look more alike. Suck speaks in a
low, drooling slur, and tends to slobber over everything so it’s a good
idea to wipe off whatever he’s handing you.
Geraldine
Archetype: Human Bodyguard
The only think keeping Nosey and Suck from making advances
towards Geraldine is the fact that she works side by side with her husband,
Lance, who, as you will see, is an extremely large axe wielding ork. Geraldine
doesn’t especially care what goes on inside Nosey’s apartment or in the
back of his van as long as she doesn’t have to look at any of it. She takes
her pervert protection assignment extremely seriously and will try to punch
out anybody who makes fun of her job.
Lance
Archetype: Ork Bodyguard
The only thing that keeps Nosey and Suck
from making advanced toward Lance is the fact that Geraldine will pound the crap
out of them, devotion to assignment or not. Lance rarely speaks and always has a
stupid grin on his face which sharply contrasts against Geraldine’s perpetual
sneer. Looking at the two of them idea gives you the impression that somebody
just told them a rather humorous, but possible offensive, joke. Lance works
solely with pistols while Geraldine always has some sort of fully automatic
weapon at the ready, a weapon which is usually loaded with gel rounds.
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