Lauren Osmann

Archetype: Human Earth Elemental Adept

Currently enrolled in St. Lawrence liberal arts college in Quebec, Lauren left her small, backwoods home town with a vague perception as to what her art related skills were, or even if she had any true talent at all. But when she arrived at St. Lawrence she discovered that she actually did have decent artistic skills, unfortunately simultaneously discovering a million and a half ways to get out of working toward developing these skills into something even remotely useful. She didn’t really get her act together until one morning, hung over after a wild night in the city, she asked a room mate for an aspirin and a glass of water. The roommate, ten times as hung over as Lauren, fulfilled the request without comment or complaint.

It was at this moment Lauren realized that no matter how ludicrous, irrational, or down right idiotic a request of hers may be just about everyone follows through with them. Just to test her theory she again asked a favor of her roommate, this time petitioning for a hot cup of coffee and the newspaper. Moments later they arrived at her side.

A rather imposing individual, Lauren stands six feet tall with short brown hair and gives off the unnerving impression that at any moment she’ll spontaneously, and without explanation, either ask you to participate in a mundane activity such as going to a grocery store or make an attempt to beat the living hell out of you with whatever large, heavy object happens to be closest to her. You can never quite tell. Lauren rarely keeps her ego in check, an act which would normally earn her enemies but, perhaps because of her manipulative skills, rarely results in consistent animosity no matter how irritating somebody finds her to be. In addition to working on various artistic endeavors Lauren will occasionally work in the club and bar scene as an informant or courier.

Danielle Armstrong

Archetype: Human Terrorist

Small and visually docile, Danielle has inhaled so much marijuana that any verbal thought in her head takes a full five minutes to form and another ten to get from her brain to her mouth. To say she is mellow would be an incredible understatement, similar to stating that volcanic lava is “warm”. Shortly after entering Seattle Art College, Danielle hooked up with a fairly radical division of Greenpeace where she utilized her painting and sculpting abilities, albeit slowly, to create advertisements for the organization. A few months after she joined she was approached by an extremely radical member and offered her an unending supply of weed if she would come to work for him.

What he meant by work was simple acts of terrorism, Danielle’s seemingly harmless appearance and perpetually out of it appearance being the perfect cover. Primarily her jobs involve plodding up to a member of an environmentally destructive organization or corporation and simply slipping a small explosive into his or her pocket. These explosives are usually made of plastique molded by her into simple sculptures.