Lauren Osmann
Archetype: Human Earth Elemental Adept
Currently enrolled in St. Lawrence
liberal arts college in Quebec, Lauren left her small, backwoods home town with
a vague perception as to what her art related skills were, or even if she had
any true talent at all. But when she arrived at St. Lawrence she discovered that
she actually did have decent artistic skills, unfortunately simultaneously
discovering a million and a half ways to get out of working toward developing
these skills into something even remotely useful. She didn’t really get her act
together until one morning, hung over after a wild night in the city, she asked
a room mate for an aspirin and a glass of water. The roommate, ten times as hung
over as Lauren, fulfilled the request without comment or complaint.
It was at this moment Lauren realized that no matter how ludicrous,
irrational, or down right idiotic a request of hers may be just about everyone
follows through with them. Just to test her theory she again asked a favor
of her roommate, this time petitioning for a hot cup of coffee and the
newspaper. Moments later they arrived at her side.
A rather imposing individual, Lauren stands six feet tall with short
brown hair and gives off the unnerving impression that at any moment she’ll
spontaneously, and without explanation, either ask you to participate in
a mundane activity such as going to a grocery store or make an attempt
to beat the living hell out of you with whatever large, heavy object happens
to be closest to her. You can never quite tell. Lauren rarely keeps her
ego in check, an act which would normally earn her enemies but, perhaps
because of her manipulative skills, rarely results in consistent animosity
no matter how irritating somebody finds her to be. In addition to working
on various artistic endeavors Lauren will occasionally work in the club
and bar scene as an informant or courier.
Danielle Armstrong
Archetype: Human Terrorist
Small and visually docile, Danielle has
inhaled so much marijuana that any verbal thought in her head takes a full five
minutes to form and another ten to get from her brain to her mouth. To say she
is mellow would be an incredible understatement, similar to stating that
volcanic lava is “warm”. Shortly after entering Seattle Art College, Danielle
hooked up with a fairly radical division of Greenpeace where she utilized her
painting and sculpting abilities, albeit slowly, to create advertisements for
the organization. A few months after she joined she was approached by an
extremely radical member and offered her an unending supply of weed if she would
come to work for him.
What he meant by work was simple acts of terrorism, Danielle’s seemingly
harmless appearance and perpetually out of it appearance being the perfect
cover. Primarily her jobs involve plodding up to a member of an environmentally
destructive organization or corporation and simply slipping a small explosive
into his or her pocket. These explosives are usually made of plastique
molded by her into simple sculptures.
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