Blackjack's People #032
Ice Cream
By Blackjack [Blackjack's Shadowrun Page: www.BlackjackSR.com] [BlackjackSRx@gmail.com] [@BlackjackSRx]

Posted: 1997-05-12

Kippy Knuctson

Archetype: Corporate Executive

Very serious for a man who's in the business of making Kippy Kream ice cream. He is constantly worried about the bottom line, often throwing safety procedures and regulations out the window in order to produce a tastier, almost addictive, product. In his spare time all he does is review his finances. He is almost perpetually angry. His personal appearance on one of his own commercials shows him with an obviously false smile cracked across his face as he speaks through grinding teeth. He is more worried about his business, which really isn't all that big, than his life. It shows. He's already had five heart attacks.

Barbara Kleinkurdt

Archetype: Corporate Executive

The female incarnation of Kippy, only twice as violent. When a heated argument breaks out between the two of them fists and furniture flies. They occasionally try to run each other over with their Westwinds.

Moe

Archetype: Human Security Guard

Likes baseball. Would probably be a better guard without his portable trid.

Jan

Archetype: Human Security Guard

Hates baseball. Would probably be a better guard if she wasn't always arguing with Moe.

Cherridy

Archetype: Human Security Guard

Professional. Militant. Has threatened to shoot both Moe and Jan.

Farrel

Archetype: Human Mage Security Guard

Just keeps a loose eye on his water elemental. Usually found sleeping in his guard booth.

Slip

Archetype: Human Corporate Decker

Doesn't even stay in the building.  Works from his apartment across town. Half the time he won't even be guarding the system, a construct made to look like him will.