Schatten
Archetype: Elven Artist
Tall and spindly looking, his lips are in a perpetual snobbish
pucker and his nose points toward the sky. He wears a monocle and has a mohawk of white hair which drapes over his eyes. He speaks slowly, never
really saying much that anyone but a true "artist" would understand.
Schatten defected from the service of a high level Tir
Nan Og official and moved to Seattle several months ago. He gained immediate
recognition for his vivid and colorful portrayals of the Eire countryside.
After an attempted kidnapping he hired on a group of mercenaries to protect
himself while at shows, and his compound around the clock.
Gerry Spunknick
Archetype: Human Manager
Short and annoying. Gerry runs around
like he just drank fifteen cups of coffee and talks at lightening speed. During
exhibitions he stands around nervously and cringes at the sight of children in a
gallery.
Gerry is in charge of getting Schatten all of his artistic
"gigs". He also lives at Schatten's compound where he does not
sleep for more than an hour and a half each night. He is usually found
in the kitchen pouring himself a cup of coffee.
Margareet
Archetype: Elven Maid
Margareet is French and knows very little English. She
is very attractive and Schatten has her in one of those traditional maid
uniforms, with a very short skirt. [BLACKJACK NOTE: The 'Me Too' movement would
probably have my ass for this one, but I'm leaving it in, if only to demonstrate
how even my depictions lacked sensitivity in the late 90s.]
Margareet performs all inside cleaning duties and also
has loads of sex with her boss, sometimes in broad daylight in the middle
of the yard.
Spoffer Muffet
Archetype: Troll Butler
Appears quite old, his skin is pale and
he is rather thin. His hair is white and he has no horns.
Spoffer Muffet was raised to be a butler and also performs
yard maintenance duties. He has a rare disorder which causes him to age
at an increased rate. Although thinner then most trolls, he still possesses
a lot of strength.
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