Blackjack's People #017
Beware The Cleaning Lady
By Blackjack [Blackjack's Shadowrun Page: www.BlackjackSR.com] [BlackjackSRx@gmail.com] [@BlackjackSRx]

Posted: 1996-10-14

Sally Jane

Archetype: Human Maid

Sally is somewhat "off". She's constantly bouncing between jobs as each of her employers discover her wide variety of odd behaviors, be it her tendency to sit around putting stables in her arm, walking naked into board meetings, or redirecting important calls to Guam. Her most recent job as a hotel maid allows her more privacy to stick her fingers into electrical sockets, relieve herself in decorative plants and so forth without detection. Lately she has taken to carrying a gun to work. Have a nice stay.

Devon Alann

Archetype: Human Elevator Operator

Tall, skinny, and in his late twenties, Devon was once a fairly normal individual until the day he was messing around in one of the elevator shafts and an elevator landed on his head. Since that time he'd developed idiosyncracies such as rewiring elevators so they fall on other peoples heads. He's also developed an interest in explosives and already has figured what ten kilos of plastic can do to a building when placed in the elevator shaft.

Jessie McCormick

Archetype: Elf Janitor

Jessie has the looks of an elven aristocrat. Unfortunately she also has the personality of one. After her family was disgraced and kicked out of Tir, Jessie, who had and has no marketable skills, was forced to find a job to prevent from starving. She is extremely bitter at the world for placing someone of her royal statue into the vat with the rest of the scum. She finally found a job as a janitor in a hotel she knows is frequented by Tir elves and waits, with concealed SMG, for the one who kicked her out of her homeland to stop by for a stay.

Emory Smith

Archetype: Ork Pool Cleaner

Strongly biased against humans, all that has been holding Emory back from pumping cyanide into the pool at the snobby, luxury class hotel he works at is too little a body count. He vows the day the pool contains fifty humans and no metahumans he's going to do it, and then throw himself in as well. The only visible manifestation of his hatred is in the hundreds of newspaper clipping he has pinned up around his grubby apartment, each glorifying the death of a human at the hands of a metahuman.