Street Samurai - “Man, I hate cyberware.”

Rigger - "So, which one’s the gas pedal?"

Decker - "Uh, I can’t find the ‘on’ switch."

Gang Member - "Should I bring my knife?"

Mercenary - "I can’t remember which is bigger, a hold out pistol or a Pather cannon."

Shaman - "Fuck my totem, I wanna create a Zombie."

Mage - "Great Bunny Spirit, I call upon thee to..."

Tribesman - "I think William Jarman was the best president who ever lived."

Detective - "Damnit, I forgot to check for fingerprints."

Bodyguard - "You go first."

Armorer - "So this trigger thing, it makes the gun shoot?"

Club Habitué - "Where’s Club Penumbra"

Corporate Official - "So this CEO guy, is he in charge of anything?"

Corporate Scientist - "H²O, H²O, what the hell is H²0...."

Policlub Member - "I’m gonna grab a bite to eat at the Big Rhino."

Elf Poser - "Elves suck."

Mafia Don - "I kissed you on both cheeks just because I liked you."

Mafia Soldier - "Tell the Don to kiss my butt."

Paramedic - "He’s got this weird red stuff all over him."

Snitch - "Sorry, can’t tell you that."

Store Owner - "90 percent off everything in the store!"

Taxi Driver - “I just love other drivers."