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DEAD |
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Gunshot To The Back |
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Deceased |
Copper |
Responsible |
Altaweir (And Self) |
| Profession |
Assassin |
Profession |
Assassin |
| Gender |
Male |
Gender |
Male |
| Metarace |
Human |
Metarace |
Human |
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Took a contract out on Walnut who took a
contract out Bonetask who took a contract out on Altaweir
who took a contract out on, well, Copper. Through a quirk they all ended up in
a big circle before combat. Since Copper was first to fire, causing everyone to
go "ughooo" and pull their triggers while falling over dead, cops ruled the
whole thing a mass suicide, which double sucks for the victims because they were
all Catholic. |
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NEW IN TOWN |
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Name |
Thad Dongshaft |
In town looking for work. Featured in such
classics as 'The Donginging', 'The Donginging 2' and 'The Return Of The
Donginging', apparently he's been having issues getting it up and is looking for
a 'solution' around town. |
| Profession |
Porn Simsense Actor |
| Gender |
Male |
| Metarace |
Troll |
|
Name |
Nancy Queen |
Passing through collecting debts from some of the wealthiest people in town,
which kinda’ makes you wonder exactly how wealthy these people actually are. |
| Profession |
Loan Shark |
| Gender |
Female |
| Metarace |
Ork |
|
Name |
Andrea Welch |
Looking for a challenge and wants to look at the
most mysterious deaths around. She's basically an independent contractor
working with cops, runners, or anyone else who needs to know the cause of a
weird death. |
| Profession |
Coroner |
| Gender |
Female |
| Metarace |
Elf
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HELP WANTED |
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Local
Alderperson Jane Testen is making a controversial speech in which he wants to
add legality to the quasilegal. Now, to the runner community, this probably
looks a big bit of stupid because, well, quasilegal is pretty much a gray area
anyway, you know the legal illegal stuff. But Jane wants to put it on
the books. And to show how useful those in the shadows can be, she's planned a
big rally of soft brained supporters to be heavily streamed in a large
warehouse in the dregs. She's bringing two batches of runners to cause a ruckus
but is keeping each team in the dark as to the others’ intentions. So, for a
flat 7,500¥ your job is to either stop or cause trouble, based on whatever
command you receive through your commlink. Everything is supposed non-lethal,
but you're supposed to keep both kinds of weapons handy. Hey, might just to be
fun to see if cooperative combat reigns, or you end up dead center in the
clusterfuck of a lifetime. Not exactly seeing what Jane has to gain in this
situation, but not my business. Or yours. |
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Hey, man. I
just need a little bag of Heisenberg blue. Just a little. I know a guy on the
edge of town. I can't go myself cuz he's still mad that I pooped on his dog.
50¥ to get a 5¥ bag. C'mon man, I'm really hurting. |
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PARTICIPANT ENTERTAINMENT |
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To The Pain:
Tolerance Competition
Along with
their normal courtesy meal whippings and complimentary variable voltage nipple
clamps, To The Pain is cooking up more than barbed wire infused steaks. Compete
for a 10,000¥ prize in their legendary scar free, clean voltage pain induction
contest against the reigning non suppression ware champion, Godmother. Or, if
you're a wuss, you can go for the Pussy Prize of 500¥ that allows for the use of
ware, but what fun is that. In either case, full medical monitoring is
provided, and the Marquis De Sade arena is fully opened so you can view the
action from mere meters away. Viewer passes are available for 250¥, and include
a complete meal as well as your choice of acid shots. Whether you’re inside the
arena or out, feel the pain. |
BlockChop: Buy Breakdown Move And Build Rally
With the
target vehicle the Honda GM-3220, this rally adds a bit more complexity than the
Runabouts of competitions past. The rules are the same: Buy it, break it down,
move it to the designated rebuild site (TBA), put it back together and then race
it to the finish line, also TBA, because what's the fun in knowing exactly what
the hell is going on, eh? The chase drones are provided by the bar, and
spectators can enjoy the race from home or mingle with riggers galore at the bar
itself for 25¥. The winning payout is 100,000¥ so the competition will be
fierce. Past showdown highlights: A big ole' brawl when two teams found the
same vehicle at the same lot, a running gunfight when two teams merged on the
same highway while carrying their parts, and, perhaps the best finish ever when,
half a click from the finish line, two Runabouts rammed head on! With a sports
car in play, the fun should be fast and, without violating copyright, quite
furious! |
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TRID AND SIM |
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Trapped
A nearly
lethal arm impalement trap almost disqualified Pritchard in our last stream, but
his opponent survived, earning him a Golden Spear and a shot at the quarter
finals. But it's time for a sticky maze and contender Frog is a master with an
adherence net so it's anybody's match! |
Skank And
Brah
Will frat
boy Trevor bewitch super slut Tequila in time for 1¥ draft night at Big Dicks?
It's down to the wire and betting is open for a season finale guaranteed to reek
of tension, desire and beer. |
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NORTH AMERICAN SHADOW SPORTS |
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Mixed Team Combat Collective [MTCC]
Team Jenner vs Team Quake at Spokane
Team Clockwork vs Team Sawbone at Tenochtitlán
Team Gore vs Team Wolverine at Nashville
Team Cobra vs Team Naught at Québec
Team Calamity vs Team Doomstorm at Cleveland |
Chromed Combat Association [CCA]
Team Mortal vs Team Urban at Tenochtitlán
Team Glover vs Team Spite at Malek’thas
Team Gray vs Team Exterminator at Saskatoon
Team Bouncer vs Team Kane at Ottawa
Team Commando vs Team Reaper at Matanza |
Physad Ultimate Combat Organization [PUCO]
Team Injury vs Team Deepstrike at Edmonton
Team Blindangle vs Team Wrath at Edmonton
Team Nimble vs Team Sharp at Nashville
Team Hellstriker vs Team Hyena at Detroit
Team Downfury vs Team Fissure at New Orleans |
MercWar Pact [MWP]
Team Pug vs Team Frag at Sioux Falls
Team Grumpy vs Team Bruise at St. Louis
Team Duty vs Team Bluff at Houston
Team Assault vs Team Lunchroom at Baltimore
Team Demolition vs Team Pitchfork at FDC |
Rigger Combat Coalition [RCC]
Team Charge vs Team Gravel at Manhattan
Team Trick vs Team Cruise at Richmond
Team Chase vs Team Turbocharge at Edmonton
Team Wing vs Team Trick at Corpus Christi
Team Canopus vs Team Rugged at Cara’Sir |
Open Matrix Decker League [OMDL]
Team Memory vs Team Routine at Salt Lake City
Team Jigsaw vs Team Burned at Mérida
Team Goth vs Team Sleeper at Detroit
Team Umbrage vs Team Catalyst at Chicago
Team Burned vs Team Seam at Memphis |
Technomancer Combat Concord [TCC]
Team Omnicron vs Team Eridani at Green Bay
Team Vessel vs Team Sublime at New Orleans
Team Ion vs Team Vexacion at Santa Fe
Team Obscure vs Team Fract at Helena
Team Connect vs Team Daedalus at Phoenix |
Spellcaster Combat Alliance [SCA]
Team Shade vs Team Scald at San Diego
Team Tarragon vs Team Witchhunt at Philadelphia
Team Craven vs Team Masquerade at Cheyenne
Team Radiant vs Team Corona at Matanza
Team Golden vs Team Karma at Los Angeles |
Conjuring Combat Union (CCU)
Team Borderland vs Team Dragontooth at Québec City
Team Skyheart vs Team Kindred at Edmonton
Team Nomad vs Team Skyfeet at Austin
Team Spiritwind vs Team Fusestorm at Havana
Team Dragontooth vs Team Dirge at Kansas City |
Genetic Expression Competition
Partnership (GECP]
Team Jaguar vs Team Canine at Manhattan
Team Mustang vs Team Maw at Nashville
Team Colt vs Team Leapfrog at Charlotte
Team Canis vs Team Coyote at Guantanamo
Team Mooshi vs Team Feral at Milwaukee |
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NORTH AMERICAN PROFESSIONAL
SPORTS |
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Combat Biker League [CBL]
Cara’Sir Thorns vs New Orleans Buzzsaws at New Orleans
San Carlos Tarpans vs Baltimore Spartans at Baltimore
Nashville Stars vs Tacoma Timberwolves at Tacoma
Boston Riders vs Phoenix Thunderbirds at Phoenix
Cleveland Commandos vs Dallas Red Devils at Dallas |
Urban Brawl League [UBL]
Denver Thunderheads vs Seattle Screamers at Seattle
Norfolk Battlers vs Miami Spears at Miami
St. Louis Slaughter vs Cincinnati Lasers at Cincinnati
Montreal Assassins vs Atlanta Butchers at Atlanta
Tenochtitlán Volcanos vs Detroit Nightmares at Detroit |
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Unified Football League [UFL]
Miami Dolphins vs San Francisco 49ers at San Francisco
Charlotte Leviathans vs Cleveland Browns at Cleveland
Miami Dolphins vs Los Angeles Juggernauts at Los Angeles
Austin Texans vs Orlando Thunder at Orlando
Pittsburgh Steelers vs Phoenix Cardinals at Phoenix |
Major League Baseball [MLB]
San Diego Jaguars vs Baltimore Orioles at Baltimore
St. Louis Cardinals vs FDC Nationals at FDC
Havana Lions vs Boston Red Sox at Boston
Matanza Crocodiles vs Santiago de Cuba Wasps at Santiago
Vancouver Harbours vs Miami Sharks at Miami |
Unified
Basketball Association [UBA]
Detroit Pistons vs Las Vegas Rally at Las Vegas
Vancouver Clippers vs FDC Bullets at FDC
Cara’Sir Paladins vs Brooklyn Nets at Brooklyn
Dallas Mavericks vs Memphis Soul at Memphis
Boston Celtics vs Philadelphia 76ers at Philadelphia |
Unified Hockey League [UHL]
Buffalo Sabres vs Toronto Maple Leafs at Toronto
Brooklyn Rangers vs Manhattan Islanders at Manhattan
Detroit Red Wings vs New Jersey Devils at New Jersey
Los Angeles Tridents vs Pittsburgh Penguins at Pittsburgh
Buffalo Sabres vs Boston Bruins at Boston |
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Major League Soccer [MLS]
Seattle Sounders vs Los Angeles Galaxy at Los Angeles
Dallas Oilers vs Orlando Civic at Orlando
Houston Dynamo vs Toronto City at Toronto
Ottawa Arsenal vs Indianapolis Racing at Indianapolis
Columbus Crew vs Boston Revolution at Boston |
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