So Brumby wuz doin' the running kinda thing on a fine sunny night, with all da
shootin and whatnot, and wuz keeping da Bad Guys not happy an' all, when some of
da lightz went kaboom, and den all da lights went out. Dis wazn't all dat surprisin', cuz I wuz
in da barrenz and da electricated type company don't much cares about da people
out here cuz, let us face it, nobody really got all dat much interest in paying
dere bill. So dey letz da system
start doin' surge and blackout kinda things.
Anyways, da completeness and suddeness of da blackout
didn't ruffle Brumby much, on account a he gots all da thermos and unltrasoundz
and whatnot he could fit into dose eyez of hiz.
So Brumby finished up wit hiz bang shootin, grabbed some fancy kinda chip
from da Bad Guys, and den high butted it back to hiz local apartment type place
(Brumby gots places all over). After
Brumby plugged da chip into hiz 'puter, Brumbyís pay-day would become a pretty
soon type of event.
Az Brumby walketed back to hiz local apartment type
place, he could see dat da lighting illumination wuz not happening dere either. Brumby wuz gettin' a bit worry frazzled
by now, cuz he remembered dat hiz 'puter battery wuz dead and dat he had left it
plugged in ta da wall (not even wit a power boom protector, since da last one
blowed up a couple of days past). If
da 'puter did a nasty kaboom, da effectz wus gonna be much even worse den just
loozin a new Brumby poem. Dis wuz
cuz Brumby had recently got some softwares he needed from a hard to getz contact
so he could do stuff wit da chip.
Anywayz, da 'puter went boom. Lots of boom. Like,
pieces of sparky parts all over da room kinda boom. Da backup drive went boom too, which iz just fine as well,
cuz brumby has forgottens ta use it. Brumby
wuz not proud dat with all his smart vastness he had done a no-no dat will cost
him many bucks. It woulda only
taken brumby 'bout 15 secondz ta back up. Now
Brumby'z gotta spend 15 dayz getting hiz shit in one place again.
So Brumbyís just gonna reminds all of youze dat
takiní da time ta hit a liddle button is sometimez with da time it takes ta
hit da liddle button. Itíz not
doiní da little things dat screwz ya.