Dere is often a times or two whenz little human peoples who don't knows
how smartly intelligent Brumby iz decide dey gonna be mean racial kinda
nasty people and try to make funs at Brumby'z notexisting stupidity.
Dey seem to tink that jus cuz trollz in all da trid shows act dumb and
do nuthing but shoot at people and say stuff like "Duh, where'z my grenade
launcher?". Dey tink all trollz is big an stupid and cannot
think enoughs to find dere way to da crapper.
Now, even Brumby haz to admit dat dere are more den a few trollz who
ain't da brightest. Goblin scaryization ain't exactly no picknick,
and many troll peoplez is lucky ta get through it with dere sanity not
in little pieces, let alone dere smarts. And, sure, lots of us talk
kinda funny and deep and choppy, but, hey, YOU try talkin in normal voices
when ya got a jaw structure like a horse and vocal speaker cords da size
of da Astrodome.
But even doe Trollz tend ta be really good peoplez, sometimez little
racist human kinda peoples decide dey want to pick on us. Now, dere
are many professionally psychological kinda ways to deal wit dis.
Some of da professional people say a troll gettin racially bashered should
just fight back by workin our wayz up through society and gettin stuff
right dat way. Well, dis is all fine and great but it ain't gonna
stop a little racist kinda mean street person whoz been beatin' up Brumby
lookin trollz for a long long time. And den some professional peoplez
say dat trollz should trys to reason wit da bunch of racially mean kinda
people becauze dey say da dis is da only way ta get da racially mean kinda
people to change dere meanie ways. Well, dis is just swell, but it
iz kinda hard ta talk when youz got a pack of meanie human racial people
hittin you in da face wit clubs.
So what Brumby doez is hit dem square in da face wit his fist until
dey fall over. Den he tie dem nekked to a fence and make a big sign
dat says "Brumby is sorry he had ta beat up deze racially meanie humans.
Brumby just had better tings ta do den listen ta stupid people speak shit.
Tank you." Doez dis solve da bigger problem of racially meanie kinda
people? Well, probablies not. But it makes Brumby feel lots
better and dey tend not ta bother ME ever agains.