Brumby, Troll Shadowruner Philosopher #002
Brumby's Back: More Troll Philosophy
By Blackjack [Blackjack's Shadowrun Page:] [] [@BlackjackSRx]

Posted: 1996-08-26

People keep comin' on up and sayin' to me "Brumby, you are the Troll Shadowrunner Philosopher, are you not?". And Brumby reply, "Yup." And dey say "How does one become such a philosophical troll such as you are?". And I say "If da sun shines through an outhouse roof you should probably go and fix da roof." And they look all thoughtful and go away. I have no idea what it mean when I say dat, I just know it makes dem go away.

And dat da big problem with da world. People just don't wanna go away and leave you alone. I do not pretend to be all high and mighty and say I do not do these things as well. I just think it funny. Most of people getting pissed is resulting from dem just not going away. Nobody fight if one fighter just go away. Nobody have war if everybody just go away and leave enemy alone. Nobody have to wait in line and get all antsy if they go away and find different eating place. But it is not good if I go away and do not shadowrun because den I have no money to go to eatery to get all antsy in line at. A troll gotta eat.

Speaking of eat, everything is so simple all by itself I wonder why everything so darn chaosy. I figure we living things gotta do two things: eat and go to toilet. If everybody just eat and go to toilet, everybody be happy. People throw sex in der all da time. Brumby just think dey all horny. Brumby tell them dat. Dey go away.