Hermana

Archetype: Dwarf Food Services Truck Owner

The proprietor of Hermana’s Grub, a disgusting looking, worn down GMC Bulldog Step-Van, Hermana has the advantage in price and price only. The food is nutritious, in fact a ¥2 slab of slop will keep you going for hours, but that doesn’t negate the downside that you’ll feel like two goats played vomit tennis with it before yacking it into a Ziplock bag. And when you order from Hermana, that’s what you get: A sandwich bag full of whatever. Hermana, nearing her elderly years, gets more and more crotchety seemingly every day. Oh, and don’t you dare criticize her food within earshot or you be doing the next worst thing to eating her food; Wearing it.

Stripe

Archetype: Ork Food Services Truck Owner

Decked out with an Ares Master IV that, itself, is decked out in extra slabs of armor, Stripe is the creator of “Fuck Yeah! Foods”. The business owns a trio of the vehicles (with Stripe’s being the most bad-ass) and Stripe and his crew basically just keep themselves enveloped in media until it appears that a rumble has started, or is at least on the way. They then race to the scene, crash into the middle of the action, and offer delicious burgers and drinks at absolutely astronomical prices. Still, they’re damn good burgers, and on more than a few occasions conflict ceased temporarily so everybody could grab a bite to eat before resuming slaughtering each other. Stripe himself is pretty non-violent, but is missing that nifty filter that stops you from saying something stupid, such as pointing out a combatant would look a lot cooler if he still had a nose.

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