Velina

Archetype: Human Actress

Once a pretty good actress, Velina has let her skills slide due to a mental preoccupation with getting rid of her ex-boyfriend and co star in the world renowned play "I Found Two Bucks Lying On The Ground And Don't Know What To Do With It". She believes that her co star, Guy Jenner, is A: trying to show her up and B: an idiot. She would like nothing more than for something bad to happen to him resulting in his removal from the play and perhaps a few broken bones.

Guy Jenner

Archetype: Human Actor

Once a pretty good actor, Guy has let his skills slide due to a mental preoccupation with getting rid of his ex-girlfriend and co star, Velina. He has hooked up with a small gang which he has paid to "take her out of the picture" in as non violently a way as possible. Ironically Velina has been in contact with the same gang and has given them the same orders, with less of an emphasis on the non violently part.

Mr. Shoop

Archetype: Elven Theatrical Director

Mr. Shoop is sick of both their crap and is a millimeter away from nixing them from the play.

Collar

Archetype: Human Gang Leader

Leader of the gang Collar's Crass Commandos, Collar leads with a fist of cotton and a brain of lead. He whimpers a lot, can't make a decision without consulting Beachnut, and likes flowers. At times he'll get absolutely obsessed with flowers. Once he was in the middle of a fire fight and ended up taking two bullets to the chest because he had caught view of some flowers out of the corner of his eye and couldn't stop staring at them. His gang has been hired by both Velina and Guy to take one another out and Collar has absolutely no idea what to do about it. He'll probably never take any action at all.

Beachnut

Archetype: Dwarf Gang Member

Just a rung and a half above Collar as far as intelligence goes, Beachnut also likes flowers but only as targets for his home made flamethrowers. He speaks with a squeaky, high pitched voice reminiscent of a balloon with a leak and tends to trip and fall a lot, which wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't always carrying around high explosive liquids.

Atari

Archetype: Elven Gang Member

Atari couldn't cut it as a shadowrunner decker and thus has ended up as part of Collar's gang. He has at his disposal the slowest deck ever build (an Allegiance Sub Alpha Low Issue Plus), a deck which you never see much anymore because the company itself destoryed the factory that produced it simply out of shame. Needless to say, Atari spends a majority of his time getting his butt kicked back and forth across the matrix, once getting defeated by a six year old running a Fisher Price Fun O' Cyber when he mistakenly entered an on line game of Mr. Crunchy's Puppy Blasters.